Cooter Canoe External Catheter T-Shirt

Cooter Canoe External Catheter T-Shirt

     Ride the river of ridiculous with the Cooter Canoe T-shirt , a laugh-out-loud design featuring a fearless raftsman paddling through uncharted waters in a female external catheter-shaped canoe. Perfect for nurses, CNAs, ICU warriors, and medical professionals who can appreciate a little dark humor in urological care. Whether you’re charting from the nurses station or coasting through a long shift, this tee is a perfect conversation starter and inside joke. Makes a great funny gift for nursing school grads, coworkers, or anyone who’s handled one too many female external catheter. Take a closer look at the design and you’ll see the most best infamous two words in the medical-jargon dictionary.

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This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends (by color):

• Ash + Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% polyester

• Heather + Solid Blend: 52% cotton / 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather + Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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