I Know My ABGs - Arterial Blood Gas T-Shirt
I Know My ABGs - Arterial Blood Gas T-Shirt
Level up your acid–base swagger with this playful twist on a classic nursing rite of passage. Designed with bold, retro children’s building blocks, this shirt stacks A–B–G the same way we stack ventilator settings at 03:00 am: confidently… and maybe a little chaotically.
The vibrant block illustration pops off a clean background, pairing childhood nostalgia with full-grown clinical competence. Whether you’re breaking down metabolic acidosis for a new grad, flexing during rounds, or just want to warn the world you will interpret their pH, this shirt delivers.
Perfect for ICU nurses, RTs, nursing students, preceptors, and anyone who’s ever whispered “ROME” under their breath.
R.O.M.E. = Respiratory Opposite, Metabolic Equal
Respiratory = Opposite
• In respiratory disorders, pH and PaCO₂ move in opposite directions.
• pH ↓ & PaCO₂ ↑ → Respiratory acidosis
• pH ↑ & PaCO₂ ↓ → Respiratory alkalosis
Metabolic = Equal
• In metabolic disorders, pH and HCO₃⁻ move in the same direction.
• pH ↓ & HCO₃⁻ ↓ → Metabolic acidosis
• pH ↑ & HCO₃⁻ ↑ → Metabolic alkalosis
Soft cotton and a quality print make this tee an easy favorite. Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²), it’s lightweight, breathable, and easy to layer. Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, and dual side seams help it keep its shape over time. Finished with a tear-away label for added comfort.
Fabric blends (by color):
• Ash + Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
• Heather + Solid Blend: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather + Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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